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I'm bony, I'm bony... leave me alone-y!
Jan. 8th, 2004 11:32 amI've decided that winter is illegal because I have a bony butt. I slipped and fell TWICE on my way back from the Museum.
See, Mom woke me up at 10 AM telling me that I had to get to Dad's office and give him my books so he could sell them for me online and then left for work. If I had done this yesterday, I would still be snoozing and dreaming of evacuating children from Random Government Compound X with a small pistol in my hand but NO! Stephanie got sidetracked for three hours and ended up going to bed.
In any case, without even getting a chance to take a shower, I threw on my LL Bean insulated jeans (which make me look like a soccer mom *shudder*), a baby doll tee, a large American motif sweat shirt, sparkley socks and my steel toed boots. Add my rainbow knit scarf/hat (scat) and Mom's West Point jacket and I looked like a refugee. I grabbed my books and walked to the museum, stole the car from my mom and drove to Dad's office.
Dad asked me to leave before anyone could see that I was in his office. I think he was jealous of both the hot glue on my purse and my scat.
Everything was good to go until I walked home. I slipped and fell in slow motion by the Gift Shop, leaving me with a headache and then again five minutes later behind Gruber Gym. I have a really bony butt. My hips and my head now hurt. I'm covered in sleep pleck and I have stuff I have to do before I can go to bed tonight.
Ten points to anyone who remembers what network I found my subject line on. Ten more if you can remind me which show I got it from.
See, Mom woke me up at 10 AM telling me that I had to get to Dad's office and give him my books so he could sell them for me online and then left for work. If I had done this yesterday, I would still be snoozing and dreaming of evacuating children from Random Government Compound X with a small pistol in my hand but NO! Stephanie got sidetracked for three hours and ended up going to bed.
In any case, without even getting a chance to take a shower, I threw on my LL Bean insulated jeans (which make me look like a soccer mom *shudder*), a baby doll tee, a large American motif sweat shirt, sparkley socks and my steel toed boots. Add my rainbow knit scarf/hat (scat) and Mom's West Point jacket and I looked like a refugee. I grabbed my books and walked to the museum, stole the car from my mom and drove to Dad's office.
Dad asked me to leave before anyone could see that I was in his office. I think he was jealous of both the hot glue on my purse and my scat.
Everything was good to go until I walked home. I slipped and fell in slow motion by the Gift Shop, leaving me with a headache and then again five minutes later behind Gruber Gym. I have a really bony butt. My hips and my head now hurt. I'm covered in sleep pleck and I have stuff I have to do before I can go to bed tonight.
Ten points to anyone who remembers what network I found my subject line on. Ten more if you can remind me which show I got it from.