I do not need your pointy help!

I got my Arwen doll yesterday from Amazon. She's... pointy! Now before you start laughing and remind me that she's an Elf and she's supposed to be pointy, I'm going to tell you that she's not supposed to be this kind of pointy. Her face is pointy. Her nose is pointy. Her boobs are pointy. In fact, the only non-pointy thing about her are her feet. Apparently Elves have huge flat flapping feet.

(While it's true that Bruce and I have been called, several times by different people, Tolkien Elves, neither one of us have flat flapping feet. His are average sized for a man of his height- he's 6'1"- and mine are proportionate to mine- I'm 5'9".)

I'm rather hoping that the Legolas doll isn't quite so pointy.