Now taking names...

Anyone else want to come out of the woodwork and make my wedding about them? You have until midnight tomorrow to come forth. After that, the next person who says anything other than, "Stephanie, I had a lovely time! Thank you so much!" will get an earfull. I've had it.

(You know, I wish I were kidding but I'm not. It happened in OCTOBER, folks and it wasn't about you in the first place. Next time I throw a party, I'm not inviting anyone. Unless they come bearing guinea pigs.)